Liverpool FC maiden post

Being a self proclaimed Liverpool FC fan, I noticed that I haven’t post anything about Liverpool FC. Well, this is the maiden post.

Liverpool FC will be playing Chelsea FC in a little bit 2.5 hours time in a home game in Anfield. A win in this game will put Liverpool in a strong position to win the elusive Barclays Premier League for the first time in 24 years, having won the trophy 18 times during the old English league era. A win tonight would also eliminate Chelsea from winning the title with two games to go. Then, the only threat will be from the Noisy Neighbour, Manchester City, to snatch the title away from LFC. This is pulsating times for all LFC fans around the world.

I have been a LFC supporter since my childhood days, that’s over two and a half decade. Even my first name was named after the LFC legend, Kevin Keegan. You see, my pa and I are ardent Liverpool fans, that’s why the firstname, Keegan. Though in direct Chinese translation, “Keegan” may well mean “insane”, but what the heck, insane is as insane does. And Keegan grew up to become an erotica writer!

Next season, LFC will compete in the European Champions League, after a four years absence. I would love the chance to watch a CL game in Anfield for the time first albeit visiting Anfield for the first time. This visit was also elusive for me over an eight years period. I have long planned to go Anfield to become one of the “12th player” of Liverpool but time was not kind enough to me. First, there was the birth of my first son, then the second, then came a period of career change and the latter’s stabilization period. I gathered that next year would be the year, the year I visit the legendary Anfield before they eventually shift to a new stadium. It is Anfield that I wanted to visit and live the euphoria during matchday!

Now, it’s time for me to go prepare myself for the big game against Chealse FC. Match is starting in little over 2 hours. Dinner and glue myself in front of the TV set. 3 more points for LFC tonight. YNWA! Make us dream! 25th title! Go Gerrard and co.!

Promo sale April 2014 "A Date with Flings: An Asian Husband Erotica Memoirs"

APRIL 11-18, 2014 Promo!

Get your copy of A Date with Flings: An Asian Husband Erotic Memoirs now at Amazon for 99cents instead of $2.99.

#ADatewithFlings by Keegan Theodore is about a loving Asian husband shares his erotic sexcapades and misadventures, mostly in the city of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Stories of erotic encounters from massage parlours and strip club visits to racy steamy hotel sex with MILF and FUBU.

The author is an indie author musing and writing about life and happenings in his small taboo universe. His first masterpiece was of contemporary erotica genre, concocted from his naughty yet hilarious imaginations.

Keegan lives in Malaysia with his loving wife and two mischievous kids.

Get your copy NOW at Amazon before the promo period ends at 12:00AM Friday, 18 April 2014.

Why do men seek prostitution?

It just suddenly strike me to blog about this topic. Why do men go for prostitution?

Many women, spouse and girl friends wonder. In fact, it was not that sudden at all. I recalled reading the topic somewhere in a forum. A girlfriend, posted to the forum that her boyfriend goes for prostitution behind her back and she was confused and in turn seeking opinions of men why did men, particularly her boyfriend, go for prostitution. While the general forum members poked funs at her, it got me thinking too! If I were to seek prostitutes, why would I do it?

Well.. it’s a thrill. Speaking from my own conscious, it’s a THRILL! See, I always think that the most exciting part in seeking prostitutes is when you are about to come face to face with the girl prostitute, i.e. the meeting up process. It is the when and how to meet. Who is the girl, how would she looks like, the body, the assets of the girl, where we would be doing it, what is her place like. It is the curiosity of the male seeker that got us men thrilled! Once these questions are answered after seeing the girl and place, it’s down to the banging job. And believe me, it’s just another banging job, per se. But the excitement of NOT knowing who we would be banging in the next 30 odd minutes is the THRILL of we men seek… I think. I reckon this CURIOSITY lust could the main reason men seek illicit affairs, and seek out uncharted territories, and in this case, the wonderlands of female bodies.

There are other reasons and factors for men to seek prostitution or illicit affairs, ranging from family issues to work issues and stress, you name it, but I do think men generally want to seek and exchange sexual relations with multiple partners to quench their lusts and with no strings attached. So, prostitution may just provide that answer to men. Can’t they just go jerk it off or go watch some porns? Well, we can, but the THRILL just isn’t there.

This blog entry is by no means purported to offend or discriminate anyone, particularly female readers/visitors or the oldest profession in the world, it is just my two cents thought after reading that post from the Girlfriend.

Erotica sequel "The Shaman's Daughter: The Coconut Crusade"

I am considering writing a sequel to The Shaman's Daughter: An Asian Erotica Short Story.  What say you?

After writing the first free erotica, I passed the manuscript to a few friends of mine.  They read and wanted to read more. And more surprisingly, it was my female friends who were more critical in coming forward to share their thoughts. One of them told me that the sex scene was a bit cut-short compared to other erotica shorts that she had read. OK, maybe I should improve on that. And with some words of encouragement, my sister told be that The Shaman's Daughter was a good attempt at blending an erotic plot with humour. She encouraged me to write another piece. Come to think of it, I did have some more dirty jokes at the back of my mind, hmm.. So be it, a sequel it is.

I have not started penning anything as yet, but I gave a thinker on the book title. And quite like The Coconut Crusade since this sequel kinda revolve around coconuts. Erotic story and coconuts, what a combination?! Anyway, will start writing soon, and Fatimah, my lead character in first book, will still be the main character in this sequel. So, stay tuned, peeps!

How to buy US Kindle Books from Malaysia & Singapore

Being an indie author in Malaysia does have its limitation. The biggest being the unavailability to buy Kindle books from Amazon from Malaysia. Whenever I visit a page of any Kindle e-book, the Amazon.com site would state that “This title is not available for customers from your location in: Asia & Pacific(change region).”

So how do peeps in Malaysia buy US Kindle books? Luckily there’s a way.

Step 1: Setup your Amazon.com account. I have a great site here to guide you how to set it up and even how to “Buy” the books from your new Amazon account. Kudos to the blogger over at singaboleh.com.

Step 2: Get the Kindle apps onto your device.

For Android based devices, just head over to AndroidDrawer to download the apk. I tried to find the Kindle App in Google Play but to no avail at this moment. So, decided to download the apk and I got it install and it’s working.

For iOS based devices, this could be a bit tricky. At this moment, there is no Kindle app for Malaysian registered iTunes account. So, you’ll need to setup another iTunes account and register it as US based account. And iPadMalaysiaLab.com has the pictorial step-by step guide to assist you.

I am not a techno expert, but I got my Kindle app installed on both my iOS and Android devices and is working fine. Just follow the steps above.

IMPORTANT NOTE:  According to singboleh.com, you shouldn’t buy or download the book using the Kindle app, but to use your computer to buy or download via a VPN.

Hope this helps.

“A Date with Flings: An Asian Husband’s Erotic Memoirs” out now in Amazon

This book was originally scheduled for pre-order and release in Smashwords, Apple’s iBooks and Barnes & Nobles on 28 April 2014. However, due to advice by a fellow author friend, I have decided to release it to Amazon exclusively for the next 90 days. Let’s see how it goes. Meanwhile, I could concentrate in writing my next book.

Another snippet of the book:-

“I thrust her on missionary position first. I flipped her vaginal lips couple of times using the head of my penis, tickling her before inserting my shaft slowly through the small opening of her vagina. While the lip of her cunt not was as wet, I could feel my cock slowly dipped into pool of love juice as I inserted my cock inch by inch into her body. When my cock was half in, I gave her a little thrust to go deeper. She moaned. I retracted my cock. And slowly thrust in one more time before quickening my thrusting pace. She moaned more heavily. I felt my cock being drenched in her juices, making my entries easier and sliding more slickly. As I buried myself deeper into her, I felt her body shivered even more. The agony of pleasured pain in her face made me even hornier. I continued to pump her in a longer deeper stroke and she took in all that I have given and seemed willing to take in more.”

A Date with Flings: An Asian Husband’s Erotic Memoirs is available now in Amazon.

Free Asian erotica book “The Shaman’s Daughter: An Asian Erotica Short Story”

After completed my first erotica, A Date with Flings: An Asian Husband’s Erotic Memoirs, I felt that I needed to test the water. Me, being a male erotica writer and an Asian, do I really have the niche? So, why don't I write another story for this purpose. Why not a short story, erotica genre too… and put in some humour into it? That’s when the idea of The Shaman’s Daughter conjured up.

Why The Shaman’s Daughter? Simply, it has the right location set (Asian backdrop), casts and a hilarious twist towards the end. No lies, the storyline of this book is actually an extended, refined and re-scripted version of a naughty joke my friend told me back in my o’schooling days. I actually added in more erotic elements and new characters’ developments to this refined version and penned it more towards the erotica genre. And voila.. a free erotic short story for all!

This fiction is about a sexual encounter set in an Asian tropical forest with a humorous twist where three campers got lost in the forest and wandered to the house of a salacious Shaman's daughter. What kind of sinister is bestowed upon them?

This FREE book is available for download here. Would appreciate your generous review thereafter. Enjoy!

My 1st Asian erotica book “A Date with Flings: An Asian husband erotic memoirs”

Kudos to myself (brag). I have completed and published my first erotica genre fiction book.

Writing this book was an arduous task as this is my first foray into fiction, and particularly erotic fiction. Like I’ve mentioned in my previous post, erotica genre is dominated by fellow female authors and I always think that female writers are more expressive in their work and they themselves know more about female sexual anatomy, hence easier to write in depth explicit scenes in erotica. I am trying my skills in delineating those feelings and expressions of female characters in my book, of course chipping in my own male sexual expressions.

This first erotica of mine is titled A Date with Flings: An Asian husband’s erotic memoirs. This fiction is about the steamy erotic memoirs of a loving Asian husband who shares his erotic sexcapades and misadventures, mostly in the city of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Chapters are broken into stories of erotic encounters from massage parlours and strip club visits to racy steamy hotel sex with MILF and FUBU.

An excerpt from the book:-
“…Hana pressed her body towards me with her eyes locked onto mine. I unhooked her strapless bra but it didn’t fall off. She then groped me from under, and stroked my cock, hardened by the intensity but still clothed inside my brief and pant. She peeked me on my cheek and proceeded to unbuckle my belt and pant. Cool breeze from the air-cond swept my thigh and crotch, sending chill to my body. Her strapless bra fell as soon as she bent down to peel down my brief. My cock sprung alive, closed to her face and mouth. How I wished she would suck it as blood filled the veins of my cock at quickening pace. She did not suck, but continued with the stroking. I felt her smooth flesh caressing the sensitive areas of my cock, particularly the tip of the head. Every time she glided through the tip, I moaned and shivers went from the tip of my cock down to my toes, shocking and paralyzing my legs for a millisecond. It felt so good…”

This book is scheduled for release on 28 April 2014. Pre-orders can now be made at:-
Smashwords
Apple’s iBooks
Barnes & Noble

Erotic stories and pornography

How do erotica writers get their inspirations to write? For me, I enjoy sex, but somehow deprive of it. So, I started to read and imagine. Then I started to write and concoct stories from my naughty imaginations. Sometimes, I watch… pornography, that is. Watch not for the actions, but for the settings and storylines and; to somehow acquire inspirations and trigger thoughts. But again, who am I kidding, most porn have minimal storylines, at least those that I have watched.

With erotica, readers get to imagine the settings, background and parameters set by the author. It is up to the author to bring the imaginative world to his/her readers. Readers get the share, experience and feel the thoughts of the author as he/she read. And to sometimes, go beyond the words of the author. Porn on the hand, restricts the imagination of the audiences.

Pornography, I must admit, enjoyed mostly by men. In my humble opinion, men love straight forward actions rather having to read, imagine and then fantasize. If you have it, and I need it, I’ll just take it, why all the trouble going round the bush. That’s my opinion on men. Women on the other hand, like to take things more slowly, to build up the mood, and I personally feel erotica stories fit the bill more than porn. So, it is about right when the numbers show that there are more female readers than male and more female erotica authors than male.

When I decided to write my first erotica piece, I felt that the odds are not with me – a demand market driven by female readers and matched by a supplying market dominated by female authors. So, where can I stand as the little guy? There must be something I can provide, I persisted. Perhaps, a niche market where female readers want something different, something from the perspective of a guy, and viola.. that’s me in the making, a male erotica author.

Indie books publishing at Smashwords

I do my indie books publishing using Smashwords, firstly for my non-fiction books, now intending to use Smashwords for my erotica fiction, erotic stories. I got to know about Smashwords some time back, but only started using them in 2013. Mark Coker and his team really done a great job in helping indie authors moving forward. Kudos to them!

By following their guide and intuitive screen instruction, I got my first book published in less than an hour, available almost immediately in Smashwords website itself. Smashwords then helps indie authors distribute their ebooks to major e-retailers such as Apple’s iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and etc. except Amazon (at time of writing this post) because of the royalty structure of Amazon. Anyways, for a full list of e-retailers doing business with Smashwords, do visit their website.

The best feature of Smahwords would be its ability to do a Pre-order launch of new books to Apple, Barnes & Noble and Kobo!  Pre-orders essentially accumulated sales during the preorder period so that your book may have the chance to rise in the bestseller lists in those e-stores. Smashwords’ other features include:

• FREE ISBNs. Or, use your own.
•  FREE ebook conversion to multiple formats from a Word .doc.
•  FREE unlimited anytime-updates to books and metadata.
•  FREE consolidated sales reporting simplifies year-end tax reporting.
•  FREE centralized metadata management.
•  FREE exclusive marketing and selling tools such as our Smashwords Coupon Manager, Smashwords Series Manager and Smashwords Interviews!

For a first time author like myself, I find Smashwords very useful. I can concentrate in writing good books, while they take care of the distribution. 

I have an up-coming fiction of contemporary erotica genre and this will be my first fiction piece to go into Smashwords.

Why Erotica?

My first entry, my first foray into the art of writing. Whilst I have been writing for quite a while, I never dreamt of taking this leap of faith to write fictionally.

I am a first time indie author musing and writing about life and happenings in my own small taboo universe. I am in the midst of completing my first so called masterpiece in the contemporary erotica genre, concocted from my naughty yet hilarious imaginations.

Why erotica if you must asked?

Besides entertaining, I believe erotic romance or story serves more than it suggest. It actually tells you about your sexuality, your inner feelings and your yearns and carvings. It somehow empowers you to talk, discuss, to search for yourself in a relationship, my thought. And since erotica is a taboo thingy in many parts of the world, especially mine, I take it as my personal mission to step away from the censure and criticism that most did not. I am such a rebel thinker in a society of traditional Chinese. Or...may I just enjoy sex like most people do, and decided to write on it, crafting and plotting them into a published book. Or maybe, just maybe, it happens that sex sells! So, my journey begins.